Novel Bin Chapter 29: Anna’s Weaknesses
Chapter 29: Anna\'s Weaknesses
「Mr Kaizer, please tell me Miss Anna weakness!」
(T/N: the raw said カイゼルさん, Kaizer-san. Should I use -san instead? )
Inside the Adventurer\'s Guild building.
Monica, who was sitting across the table from me, asked me that. She leans forward and putting a serious expression.
「Eh? What did you just say?」
「Mou~, Please listen to me carefully. I\'ll say it again, okay? Please tell me Miss Anna\'s weakness!」
Monica repeated, as if she had no choice.
Apparently, I wasn\'t mishearing.
「Why do you need to know Anna\'s weaknesses?」
「Of course it\'s because Miss Anna is too perfect. She\'s intelligent, cute, attentive, popular, talented enough to be the youngest guild master ever, and she even has a good-looking father like Mr Kaiser. It\'s too much! How many things can the heavens give to Miss Anna to make her feel satisfied?」
「I don\'t know what to say about that...」
(T/N: Raw: さ、さあ……)
「Even though we\'re only two years apart in age, there is so much difference as a human being, its really lowered my motivation.」
Monica sighed
She is a child whose expression changes from time to time.
「If this is left as it is, it will hinder with my work. I\'ll probably skipping work.」
(T/N: Please don\'t this on real world, you\'ll get fired.)
「So that\'s why you want to know what Anna\'s weaknesses are?」
「That\'s right, and if I can know Miss Anna\'s weaknesses, then when I make a mistake at work and she gets mad at me, I can say "I know your weakness Miss Anna".」
(T/N: This girl have have a wicked mind)
「Wouldn\'t it be better if you didn\'t make any mistakes......?」
「Ah...... I can\'t hear you」
Monica covered both of her ears.
「Miss Anna are also a human, so she must also have a weakness. There is such a thing as a weakness that cancels out all other strengths.」
(T/N: 他の長所を全て打ち消すだけの弱点というものが)
「A weakness that cancels out all other strengths.」
「For example, you may have unusually long nipples, extreme constipation, or hemorrhoids that are killing you. Do you have any of those?」
(T/N: There is something wrong with this girl)
「It seems to me that your genre of weaknesses is very skewed....... You\'re right, Anna also has a weakness.」
「Is that true!? Please tell me!」
「She\'s always hated bugs, ever since she was a kid. She was bitten by a caterpillar when she was a kid. So she can\'t even touch them.」
「Ever since she was a kid, she\'s always hated bugs. Once, she was stung by a caterpillar as a kid. That\'s why she can\'t even touch them.」
「So it\'s a bug huh...... That\'s good to know」
When she heard that, Monica make a wry smile.
「Fufufu...... Miss Anna you have been a perfect beauty till now. But today I\'ll peel of that perfect image of yours!」
(T/N: This girl really are messed up.)
「Eh, where are you going? Aren\'t you supposed to be working right now?」
「This is no time for work! I have to get ready to overthrow Miss Anna! I\'m on fire!」
Monica left her work behind and ran outside.
A few moment later, Monica returned to the guild.
「Haa......ha......」
「You look very tired. What have you been up to?」
「I\'ve been making these!」
Monica held up an object made of paper, a caterpillar. It was so elaborate that it could be mistaken for the real thing at a quick glance.
(T/N: I guess she makes a caterpillar origami)
「I will use this fake caterpillar to make Miss Anna screams. This is the last day she can be a perfect beauty!」
「…………」
That\'s a great motivation.
If she could just directed that a bit into her work instead. Well, they also say that work and hobby are not proportional.
(T/N: I can\'t really translated this sentences. これがほんの少しでも仕事に向けば……と思わないでもない。まあ、仕事と趣味の熱量は比例しないとも言うし。)
「Oh papa, you\'re here.」
Anna noticed us and called out to us.
「I\'m sorry to bother you.」
「Fufu, Thanks to papa coming to Royal Capital, I don\'t have to worry about whether or not I can handle difficult requests when they come in.」
It was when Anna and I were talking.
Monica casually walked up behind Anna.
「Now!」
She inserted the fake caterpillar into Anna\'s collar.
「Miss Anna! There is a caterpillar on your back!」
「Hyaaaaa!」
Anna jumped as soon as she heard the word caterpillar. The fake caterpillar on her back rubbed against her skin in her clothes.
「Kyaaaaaa!?」
Anna collapsed on the spot with a scream. She grabbed the hem of Monica\'s dress, who was beside her, and said with an upturned look that made her want to cry.
「Get it Monica! Hurry up , get it!」
「Aree~? That\'s strange. Where is it?」
(T/N: あれ?)
「Please......! The caterpillar is......! Just not the caterpillar......! Ugh.......! Monica, hurry up and get it......!」
「Miss Anna relies on me with teary eyes... She is very cute...!」
Monica was choked up when she saw Anna\'s expression.
She put her hand on her chest and looked ecstatic
「Understood! Just leave it to me!」
When asked to do so, Monica was in a good mood and put her hand inside Anna\'s clothes.
「Aa......Hyaa......Not there......!」
Anna let out a muffled cry as Monica rubbed her all over.
Her body trembled
Hey! hey! Don\'t use the excuse of getting a caterpillar as an excuse to grope Anna\'s body. You\'re touching a completely different part of her body.
(T/N: Damn, I don\'t like this girl)
「Ta-da! I got it!」
Monica raised her right hand to the sky with a dashing voice.
And there it is, the fake caterpillar.
「I\'m really glad. Go ahead and dump it outside... Hmmm? That caterpillar......, if you look closely, isn\'t it a fake made of paper?」
「Uhyaa!?」
「What exactly is that? Papa, Monica you better tell me everything about this?」
(T/N: Anna use ちゃん, -chan here)
「Hiii!?」
Monica was being questioned by Anna, and she confessed to everything.
「I see. It was all Monica\'s idea, wasn\'t it? She was so enthusiastic about making this stuff that she skipped work.」
(T/N: Anna also use ちゃん, -chan here)
「Please forgive me.......」
「Daame? you\'re going to have to work a lot of overtime today」
(T/N: ダーメ? probably equivalent of the word "nope" in english)
「Hiiiiii!」
In front of Anna, who had a big smile on her face, Monica was screaming. The complete opposite of what happen before.
「Well? Are you satisfied with knowing Anna\'s weaknesses?」
「Yes, but I think the weakness of not being good with bugs only enhances Miss Anna\'s cuteness, but...」
「But?」
「The fact that I found it fun to bully Miss Anna was great?. Please continue to tell me her weaknesses and many other things!」
「…………」
(T/N: You better don\'t do that Kaizer)
Even after being squeezed so hard, Monica was not discouraged at all. On the contrary, she seemed to be even more motivated.
She might be an S.
(T/N: "S" here refer to Sadist)